Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Guess What Today Is Bitches

My Birthday! That's right, yours truly is a year older. What that year's number is though. you're gonna have to either wait until I die decades from now or steal my birth certificate, either way, it would be hard to find out. Now, someone might notice the fact that I share my birthday with someone else, say, Jennifer Aniston! Happy Birthday Jen! That's not the only person though. Take a look at the people I share my birthday with:

Jennifer Aniston

Thomas Edison
The inventor of electricity, HA! Beat that!


Kelly Rowland
Singer (i guess)
Damian Lewis


The guy from "Life"




And Unfortunately, This Bitch

Well, I gotta go make the rounds for Mah Blogs. Goodbye for Now, BTW, listen to Opus 23 on the Marie Antoinette Soundtrack, I love it, it's sad, it's happy, it's moody, it's content. Just listen. TTYL, Stephan Etionne Monroe.
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.