Friday, March 6, 2009

I need soma dat shit......

Seriously, sure, I know how to make my hair NOT feel like plastic, but, still, the less harder my hair, the faster it falls apart. Why?! Oh why did those stupid tree huggers babble on about the Ozone, when I obviously needed Ozon, hairspray that is. Does anyone know if this is made anymore? Seriously, if not, I will pay someone to go and look for forgotten cans in warehouses and shit. Please! Please!Please!Please!Please!Please! I NEED OZON!

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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.