Sunday, March 7, 2010

I know right, I'm like the most UNRELIABLE person ever, but get over it, at least I ain't dead.

Ok, so it's been a quite a while since this aired on tv, but I HAD to post it. CAUSE IT'S SOOOOOOO GOD DAMN FUNNY!!!! I mean, come on. Who hasn't been secretly waiting for Blake Lively to break out the ghetto girl impression. Personally, I think she should dump the whole Serena gig on Gossip Girl, and get her own series about ghetto-ass, shrill-voiced, white girl. Cause it'd be funny as hell. Fo-real. And yes, I did just type that, I can, CAUSE THIS MA BLOG!!!! AW-IGHT?!? I'm just kiddin'! Jaykay!!!! Jaykay.......Anyway, watch it! I'm out, Kibbles and Bits! XOXO, Gossip Guy, Coco.
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.