I'm Back Bicthes

Hello Upper Californians, Gossip Guy here, and it looks like LiLo has officially joined my team, or is on two teams, you never know, she could pull an Anne Heisch. For those of you who know nothing of pop culture before 2000, because you think it's "old", Anne Heisch, star of Men In Tress (which I'm not entirely sure, but I think it got canceled), was in a relationship with newly married Ellen DeGeneres, for like, 4 years. So Sam better watch out, one day LiLo may see a guy and be like, "Hmm, that guy is hoooooooooottt. Guess no one really is completely straight or gay, BYE SAM!". You never know........MOVING ON! GAiken is out of the closet everyone! Finally, after what, 5 years of going, "Oh yeah, I'd tap that". For god's sake, just come out, if people don't accept you, that's their problem, they don't deserve your pressence. You are what you are, you can't change what you are. Besides, like I said, no one is completely gay or straight. I mean come on, there's always the athletic type guy, who's all big, and buff, and sexy (ok, getting off the point) that loves strippers and slutts, but inside their head, at least one time in their life, they're going to see another guy and be attracted to him. Or the airheaded, socialite, girl, who at least a few times in her life, sees another girl, and is like, "Hey, she's kinda hot". Anyway, enough life lessons, MOVING ON! Brit-Brit's latest single dropped, and it is kickass! I heard it on youtube (iTunes, yeah, not so quick to update its shit sometimes), and I LOVE IT! It's called Womanizer, and is totally off the chain. Anyway, I gots to goes, Ghost Whisperer (or better known as Boobie woman in my household, which, BTW, my mother came up with that name) is going to be on, and as bad as it's getting, I have to at least see if it's going to be a better season this year. Oh, and before I forget, my last hiatus was due to motherfucking school. UGH! Oh well, they barely deserve me. I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!