I Know I'm A Bit Late.....

This is for Eartha Kitt, who died on Christmas Day, who ironically, is most famous for singing "Santa Baby". She was 81. -sigh-, All the people from my favorite eras are dying.

I'm Dreaming of a Pink Christmas

Hello Dahling Upper California Coasters, Merry Late Christmas. Yep, I'm late by about 2, no, it's 1 am, 3 days. Oh well, tas loco if you think I'm ever going to be on time.Anyway, I'm a bit excited this year, I got a trip to Hawaii! YAY! OHMIGAWD. Ugh, finally, HAWAII! Ugh, the only thing that could've been better would've been if I'd found a bi-sexual clone of John Krasinski that didn't age under the tree. WHAT?! WHO SAID THAT?! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY"RE TALKING ABOUT! johnkrasinskisfuckingsexy. I have no idea what's going on. Well, Merry Christmas, NOT, Happy Holidays, that's fucking P.C. B.S. Finally, I can take off this red and green nail polish and go back to black.

HANNAH MONTANA IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL

Hello Upper California Coasters, I'd just like to say something, HANNAH MONTANA IS SATAN. No other person has more product endorcements than her. Today, while shopping at the always bulk-stocked Costco, I saw a Hannah Montana HAMPER. What. The Fuck? A Hamper?! Jesus Christ and a Cross! For Dior's sake! A hamper? Her face, was on a hamper! Then later at Walgreens, I saw a flashlight. And all of this is raking in millions from the stupid, idiotic, dumb-ass, suburban parents of bitchy little girls who scream and pout and yell if they don't get what they want. All because of THAT BITCH. You see, this is what Disney is now, a money-hungry corporation that churns out 'wholesome' tv shows and crappy and poorly written tv movies. Like High School Musical. Supposedly all these kids LOVE to sing, have never said a curse word in their lives, have never done anything illegal, are all virgins, and NOT gay. Yeah, and I'm not a big homo who wears pearls and CHANEL No.5 daily who's obsessed with Jim Sturgess & John Krasinski and is clinically allergic to Walmart. Disney is not what it used to be, and that is why, I stopped watching the Disney Channel two years ago. So please, please, if you still watch that horrible trash, STOP WATCHING IT. Anyway, I gotta go, I've recently discovered Gossip Girl-Chuck & Dan slash fanfiction (whodathunkit?). Toodles, I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!

I'm going to sing this one day,

Yup, one day, someone will have me sing Happy Birthday to them in front of thousands of people. Who it'll be, well you'll have to guess.

Hey Ya'll.......

Okay, so I know I've been away for a while, I've been getting lazy with the posts. But I'm Back Ya'll (i'm sorry, recent Brit-Brit overload). Anyways, so, ya'll, damnit, I mean, you all know (all 3 of you) that I had a bit of a thing for Jim Sturgess. I haven't posted anything on him in a while so as to not seem so crazy, but, I seem to be becoming obsessed with someone else lately. Ok, so I'll just come out and say it, I am simoultaneously obsessed with Jim Sturgess (Schmookie) and John Krasinski (Pookie). Now, if you don't mind, i'm off to Bergdorf Goodman dot com.Toodles.

Ain't He Cute, I Wanna Feed Him Cookies, Then Drench Him With Water In A White Shirt.

Obsession, that perfume was definitely made with me in mind.