Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Hey Ya'll.......


Okay, so I know I've been away for a while, I've been getting lazy with the posts. But I'm Back Ya'll (i'm sorry, recent Brit-Brit overload). Anyways, so, ya'll, damnit, I mean, you all know (all 3 of you) that I had a bit of a thing for Jim Sturgess. I haven't posted anything on him in a while so as to not seem so crazy, but, I seem to be becoming obsessed with someone else lately. Ok, so I'll just come out and say it, I am simoultaneously obsessed with Jim Sturgess (Schmookie) and John Krasinski (Pookie). Now, if you don't mind, i'm off to Bergdorf Goodman dot com.Toodles.
Ain't He Cute, I Wanna Feed Him Cookies, Then Drench Him With Water In A White Shirt.
Obsession, that perfume was definitely made with me in mind.
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.