Thursday, November 20, 2008

OMG........Again.

Sorry, I just can't seem to shut the fuck up, but, OMG! Did you see the Office tonight?! OHMYGAWD. Jim bought Pam a house, A HOUSE. Oh. My. God. This is like, I don't know, soooooo big. To go from suppressed feelings of love masked by friendship to full blown married couple in a house in like 3 years, OHMYGAWD. God, I just love this show. I swear if it was ever canceled I would lie in bed and cry for days. Ugh, I can't wait for the children! Just think, a bunch of little boys and girls with penchants for pranks and art. -sigh-, Life is so much better when you have the lives of fake people to obsess over so you don't realize how much of a hot-mess your life is. Ok, too much information. BTW, this is completely random, but, am I the only person who's noticed Ben Affleck's receding hairline? Hmph, I may say I'm blind, but that's just because I'm a sarcastic bitch. I don't need my (extremely strong, seriously other people have put them on and almost fainted) glasses to see that growing forehead. Anyway, Toodles!
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.