Sunday, November 9, 2008

OMG

Hello Upper California Coasters, Gossip Guy here, and this'll probably be the first time I've ever said this on any matter besides Gossip Girl, but........OMG! Have you been watching The Office?! Ok, so this season started as perfectly as possible, Michael realized Jan is crazy and no good for him, Ryan & Kelly are getting back to their bitter banter again, and, JIM & PAM ARE GETTING MARRIED! But then, all of sudden, out of nowhere, on the last episode (Nov.6), some motherfucker who's Pam's "friend" tells her to forget Scranton and stay in New York because "She can reach her potential somewhere like New York". Motherfucking Motherfucker! Jim has been going after her for years now, and now she's leaving him behind? You might say Jim can go to New York with her, but, -cough,cough-, then the Office would PB & J-less, AND I CAN'T HAVE THAT! The only way I would be able to accept that was if there was a spin-off. Wait.......Um, that rumored spin-off might actually be the solution to this problem. Jim moves to New York for Pam, and gets a job at corporate. You might think things wouldn't be the same with a new office, but, yeah, remember when Holly filed that report about Meredith sleeping with the office supplies guy for a 40% discount? And corporate treated Holly like she was stupid for trying to break a deal that was keeping costs low? Well, if everyhting as it seems, the insane-ness of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton might not be an isolated incident. You know, forget all my ranting (unless you want to remember the slight funniness of my psychotic rants when you're bored), this just might be a positive turn. Oh, BTW, did anyone see the Simpsons tonight? OMG, Homer carved his and Marges names in a tree that already had a bunch of hearts on it already, and, -happy gasp-, there was one that said "PB+J". My mom was convinced it's a reference to the sandwich, but I almost started crying giddy tears! To think that Pam & Jim are such a famous couple that they are not only going to be immortalized on the their show, but other shows. Ugh, I'm Just So Happy. I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.