Tuesday, November 18, 2008

SAVE THE DAISIES!

Upper California Coasters, I am calling for your help now! Watch Pushing Daisies! For God's Sake Watch It So It Doesn't Get Canceled! Pushing Daisies is like the greatest show ever made, where else do you expect to find romance, death, crime investigation, and drama all wrapped up in a colorful Lollipop 1950's-esque world? This show is fucking amazing, and if it gets canceled, I will personally go to ABC headquarters and bitch slap who ever started this, and then protest until it comes back, and if that doesn't do anything, THEN I"LL BURN THE PLACE DOWN! SAVE PUSHING DAISIES PEOPLE! SAVE IT! GET TO WORK! HAVE EVERYONE YOU KNOW WATCH IT! GET ACTIVE! SAVE PUSHING DAISIES!
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.