Sunday, November 2, 2008

Swing Time





















Hello Upper California Coasters, now, I'm going to warn you. I am going to start talking about something you've probably never heard of, the films of Ginger Rogers & Fred Astaire. 75 years ago, RKO studios took a risk on a skinny, starting to bald, man who could barely dance and unknown tap dancer who would go on to revolutionize the musical industry in Hollywood. Now, it's said that even though every movie they ever made was a romance, that the two of them never had feelings for eachother. I. Say. BULLSHIT. They were sooooooooo having sex. You don't make 9 movies where you cozy up with the same person and don't fall in love, hell, it only took one movie for Brad and Angie. It's just the chemistry they have, the way they seemed like the perfect couple. You just got this feeling that something else besides a work friendship was going on, like Danny and Don on CSI: New York. Come on, best friends? Maybe friends with benefits. Those two dudes are sooo obviously having sex (God damn it. Dude? I sound like my mother, the last time she kept up with lingo was the early 90's) . Like I always say, It takes one to know one. Anyway, I just figured I'd babble on about my love for Freddie and Gingy's movies. See them!

My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.