Thursday, November 20, 2008

Wwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy???????

Hello Upper California Coasters, Gossip Guy here, and pardon my drama, but, WWWWHHHHHYYYYYYY??????!!!!!!! Paris and Benji broke up! It's soooooo sad. I loved them together! They were such a cute couple! WHY?! This, was like, the best thing that ever happened to her, because, she wasn't going out as much anymore, she was contemplating kids, she didn't even WANT to go clubbing anymore! God, I am soooooooooooo sad right now. They were perfect (although truth be told, Benji's not exactly the good-looking twin), now Paris is back to couch dancing (which is not bad, but, NOT getting drunk was a whole lot better). -sigh-, I'm gonna go watch Chelsea Lately now. I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.