Tuesday, November 4, 2008

I might not be able to get married (there goes plan B to get rich), but......

Barack Obama is the president of the United States! I actually support my country now, (Canadia, France, you're my support mistresses, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!) and he promises equality for all, gay, straight, black, white, brown, tan, tall, short, thin, large, disabled, able-bodied, we are all equal. I Heart Barack Obama! and Jim Sturgess, John Krasinski, old movies, Hollywoodland, gossip, Gossip Girl, The Office, Pushing Daisies,Juicy Couture, Bloomingdale's, Macy's, CHANEL, shopping, writing, rambling, buffalo wings, and Jamba Juice. Buuuuuuuuuuuuut, I rest my patent leather, Louis Vuitton, case.Here's to hoping for 4 of the best years America has ever seen. The World is Changing, Keep Up!

P.S. Remember my Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers post? Well, I was at school the other day, and I realized someone I knew barred a striking resemblance to Fred AStaire. Austin, if you're reading this (which I doubt you are since you have no idea I even have a blog), You, look just like Fred Astaire. I don't know if it's your lanky frame and seemingly unending height, or the fact your face makes you like either his twin or his son, but you just remind me of Fred Astaire. Honey, you may be looking at a future in Hollywoodland.

Anyway, Toodles for Now, I just discovered the wonder that is Blair & Dan Gossip Girl fan fiction. Love Ya Betches!

My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.