Sunday, January 25, 2009

Amy Winehouse is DISGUSTING.....

.....but has good taste in guys. Seriously, the waiters the same guy Chelsea sexually assaulted in her "Sexual Harrasment" skit. He's cute, does anyone know his name? Anyway, Amy Winehouse, seriously, she has been actually wearing the same bikini for like 3 weeks now, and it's disgusting. I seriously almost threw up when I heard the other things she did. Oh well, you should watch this, it's........ funny.

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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.