Saturday, January 10, 2009

Hi, I'm Stephan, And I Have Fanfiction Addiction -snikcers at rhyme-

I'm not going to lie, I read fanfiction like crazy. Why? Well, what doesn't happen on a TV show, that I might've wanted to happen, there's always a very good chance someone thought of the same thing and wrote a story about it. For example, on Gossip Girl, everyone is going on about Chuck & Blair, while in the amazing world of the livejournal community, Gossip Girl Slash (for those of you non-fanfictioners, slash means gay stories), Serena & Blair and Chuck & Dan are the hottest couples. Yeah, that's right, CHUCK & DAN, better known as DUCK. I don't just read slash though. Who wouldn't want to read a fluffy Jim & Pam (also known as JAM or PB+J) fanfic from The Office. And then there's Bones & Booth on Bones. Since they always seem to be ignoring the sexual tension, the internet is ridden with Booth & Bones stories. Although I have spotted a new pairing, Sweets & Angela, which I'd like to see more of (fanfic writers, if you're reading, i'm looking at YOU). So really, if something doesn't go your way on TV, or even in a book or movie, Google awaits.
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.