Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Blast from the Past

Ah, Armstrong, I'v never heard of you, but I definitely buy your floors now...Seriously, the laminate floor company's latest campaign showcasing their laminate floors that "Look Just Like The Real Thing" have four "late-celebrities" showing off their floors. I don't know about but I think they're just cute. My favorite is Lucille Ball giving her "This is my home" pose. My mother's is James Dean. Even at 48 she acts like a crazy fan for him.



Dean Martin








Marlon Brando



James Dean


Lucille Ball

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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Amy Winehouse is DISGUSTING.....

.....but has good taste in guys. Seriously, the waiters the same guy Chelsea sexually assaulted in her "Sexual Harrasment" skit. He's cute, does anyone know his name? Anyway, Amy Winehouse, seriously, she has been actually wearing the same bikini for like 3 weeks now, and it's disgusting. I seriously almost threw up when I heard the other things she did. Oh well, you should watch this, it's........ funny.

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Saturday, January 10, 2009

Hi, I'm Stephan, And I Have Fanfiction Addiction -snikcers at rhyme-

I'm not going to lie, I read fanfiction like crazy. Why? Well, what doesn't happen on a TV show, that I might've wanted to happen, there's always a very good chance someone thought of the same thing and wrote a story about it. For example, on Gossip Girl, everyone is going on about Chuck & Blair, while in the amazing world of the livejournal community, Gossip Girl Slash (for those of you non-fanfictioners, slash means gay stories), Serena & Blair and Chuck & Dan are the hottest couples. Yeah, that's right, CHUCK & DAN, better known as DUCK. I don't just read slash though. Who wouldn't want to read a fluffy Jim & Pam (also known as JAM or PB+J) fanfic from The Office. And then there's Bones & Booth on Bones. Since they always seem to be ignoring the sexual tension, the internet is ridden with Booth & Bones stories. Although I have spotted a new pairing, Sweets & Angela, which I'd like to see more of (fanfic writers, if you're reading, i'm looking at YOU). So really, if something doesn't go your way on TV, or even in a book or movie, Google awaits.
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Monday, January 5, 2009

-hysterical laughing- YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!

Hello Upper California Coasters! Gossip Guy Here, and The Lonely Island is the new "IT" group. They were on SNL where two of the members work, Andy Samberg and Jorma Ticcone. This is sooooo fucking funny, I almost PISSED my pants. I hope you got the joke bitch.


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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.