Sunday, April 20, 2008

I HATE MILEY CYRUS OR HANNAH MONTANA.......



....OR WHATEVER THE HELL HER NAME IS! Anyway, if you've noticed I like to take hiatuses, so get used to it bi-otches! Now, down to business, Miley, Hannah, whatever, made herself into an even bigger bitch when she made a music video to Madonna's new song, I mean make your own fu%#$ng music! This woman (my mothers around the same age, so no age jokes for me) goes out and makes her what, 20th album? and you have to spew your shit all over it and make it yours, I HATE MILEY MONTANA! If you ever read this (which you probably won't) I hope you die, your family dies, and that little dog from a few months ago dies! (I'm taking a nod from a certain current reality show star, i just can't remember the girl who said it's name) I'm slightly psychic, and I'm sending you every bad vibe in my body! I hope you trip on a rock and break all your front teeth! GOOD RIDANCE YOU LITTLE BITCH!
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.