My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake
Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.
I'm like sooooooo back, you see, I just went on spring break, and being too young too go to Cabo, I stayed home and watched Martha Stewart, and stayed up late watching reapeats of Will & Grace and Frasier. I also found heaven on earth, The Martha Stewart aisle at Micheals!!!!!!!!! Anyway, N.R. was spotted with baby skin gone at the DMV so she could take her driver's test. If you remember correctly, N.R. lost her license when she got pulled over drunk, high, and on the wrong side of the freeway, then with a suspended license went on Starbucks runs, and, speeding, had her license taken away, oh well. In MINOR news, Lisa Rinna was spotted kissing someone besides her husband, it's just that this Pop Fiction wannabe didn't keep up the act well, laughing the entire time she was making out, oh, and her husband was watching! I thought I was stupid. Also, one of the channels I used to watch recently aired the Kids Choice Awards, which, besides Orlando Bloom and Jack Black getting coated in slime (that sounded unintentionally sexual) there was nothing interesting about it at all, plus that bitch named after a state won two damn awards. I swear to God! I am going to f%$#ing assasinate that Tenessee country hick bitch!!!! Anyway, (back to sweet voice, flips long blonde hair,J.K.) The Hills was back and I just didn't give a shidubi. I know
I should have my own thoughts, but thinkings hard! So I just listen to E! I mean whats the idea of the Hills, follow around a bunch idiots and make a show with a bunny!? I personally believe that Chelsea Handler's version is better of Heidi's music video. I mean, I am so disinterested, that I don't even know who 
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