Sunday, October 12, 2008

I'm Back Bitches!.........Again......Shut up, I know

Hello there Upper California Coasters, Gossip Guy here, and first of all, Yes! I realize that I take a lot of hiatuses, the thing is, my laptop got a virus, so, I couldn't anything for forever. Right now I'm blogging from a new computer, but my laptop might be back in working order in like a month. Anyway....Britney Spear's latest single, Womanizer has come out, and it is to die for! I LOVE it! Plus the video just came out, and, ummm.....the 'womanizer' from the video.....OH MY GOD HE'S HOT! Does anyone know his name, I soooooo need to Google him. The best part of the video is when all the 'Britneys' he tried to seduce in the video hold him down and tear his clothes off.
I hope to post more later, so good luck. I'm Out, XOXO, Worship Me Bitches!
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.