Sunday, October 12, 2008

YOUR WELCOME!

Lookie, Lookie, I got Brit-Brit's new vid-ie. Yep, the music video for Womanizer. Aside from the half-naked hotness from the 'womanizer', I can't say the same for Brit-Brit who spends the first 30 seconds in the nude.....for absolutely no reason. Just, jiving around in a sauna. Really? I mean, maybe this might peak the interest in straight guys, but, it just doesn't reallly make sense, it has nothing to do with the song. But, what the hell, it's alot more sane than the stuff she's been doing for the last two years.
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.