(snobby voice) Ultra-Lounge Darling, Ultra-Lounge

Hello Darlings, I'm here to tell you about Ultra-Louge (wow, I just sounded like a cheesy cd collection commercial). Although you've probably never heard of it, you must check it out. It take's you back to a time, a simpler time when a nice samba by the lagoon-shaped pool behind your flat-roofed, floor-to-ceiling windowed house was an everyday event. Especially Vol.9, track 16. The song is called So Nice, but it's real name is Samba De Verao, or, in translation, Summer Samba. Either way, the world of Ultra-Lounge defines me, and, if you don't like it, GO TO HELL! LIVE WITH IT BITCH! By the way, you might also want to check out, The Girl from Ipanema, by Astrud Gilberto. Ex-wife of Joao Gilberto, who's daughter with another woman thinks she can sing every sing ever done by Astrud just because she's her father's ex. See you in Ipanema one day!

AS IF!!!!

I may be about 13 years late, but I gotta admit, there are two movies that to this day, define the world I'm in. Clueless and MeanGirls. In Clueless, it's just the fact that, sometimes, I really don't have a clue. How do I know if I'm Clueless? Well, someone usually explains it to me when I get the stupid face I get when I'm, Clueless. Then, there's Dionne and Murray. In real life, there is a couple in my class, who treat eachother like shit and are currently apart, but behind closed doors, they're still head-over-heels for eachother and a rumored get-back-together next year. Then, of course, there's the clothes. Hollister and A&F all the way.

Then, there's Mean Girls. And, of course there's an Aaron in my class, except, right now, he has no Regina, and about 4 Catie's. Then, although there's no real leader, there is a group, that's very stylish, fashion-forward, and popular. Sometimes it seems though like they temporarily have a leader, and trade leadership. Anyway, if you have never seen these movies (and if you haven't, are you living under a rock?), see them now. I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!

Hello Derwood

It's me, Gossip Guy, taking another step back in time to 1964, the year Bewitched premiered on CBS. Now, Bewitched though not as legendary as I Love Lucy, is much more popular with the young-in's, seeing as it's played every afternoon in the summer. "Why do you like it?" you might ask. Well, it's just a fun show, Samantha dealing with her mortal husband, her crazy-bitch mother Endora, and numerous, belligerent, yet powerful relatives, and of course the snoopy bitch with binoculars across the street. Now if you decide to watch, just a warning, if the husband doesn't look the same in the last three seasons, that's because it's a different guy. Dick York was Darren for the first 5 seasons, then was in a car accident, suffered spinal cord damage, and became addicted to pain-killers, dying from ironically cancer (which also suspiciously claimed every other star as well, except for Tabitha, who was 6 when the series' ended). He was quietly replaced by Dick Sargent who was ironically gay (Dick, stupid), with CBS not even acknowledging the switch. Now, some say Bewitched was just some stupid fantasy sitcom, but it's more than that. The Stephens' best friends were a black family, who appeared regularly for many seasons. Not so big now, but a year after MLK's assassination, and, it was pretty big. Now, once again I leave you in the TV land of yester-year, hoping you'll check some of these shows out. They Would: