Thursday, June 5, 2008

AS IF!!!!

I may be about 13 years late, but I gotta admit, there are two movies that to this day, define the world I'm in. Clueless and MeanGirls. In Clueless, it's just the fact that, sometimes, I really don't have a clue. How do I know if I'm Clueless? Well, someone usually explains it to me when I get the stupid face I get when I'm, Clueless. Then, there's Dionne and Murray. In real life, there is a couple in my class, who treat eachother like shit and are currently apart, but behind closed doors, they're still head-over-heels for eachother and a rumored get-back-together next year. Then, of course, there's the clothes. Hollister and A&F all the way.

Then, there's Mean Girls. And, of course there's an Aaron in my class, except, right now, he has no Regina, and about 4 Catie's. Then, although there's no real leader, there is a group, that's very stylish, fashion-forward, and popular. Sometimes it seems though like they temporarily have a leader, and trade leadership. Anyway, if you have never seen these movies (and if you haven't, are you living under a rock?), see them now. I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!

My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.