Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Goodbye, Yves

Hello Dear Upper West Coasters, We are here today to mourn the death of Yves Saint-Laurent, one of the greastest designers of all time. He saved Dior from ruin, moving on to help define many eras, much like Chanel or Givenchy, dressing the stars of Hollywood. Now, we can only hope that he becomes a star, and achieves divine happiness in the after-life. Because, I think we all become stars when we die, and we're able to watch our family and friends move on, and enjoy their own lives. He is survived by his business partner, and former lover, Pierre Berge. We all love you, and will miss you Yves, Goodbye.
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Yves Saint Laurent
August 1st, 1936 to June 1st, 2008
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.