Hello Upper West Coasters! Gossip Guy Here, and J.K!J.K! Linda Hogan, Brooke Hogan's mom is not getting married, but she is dating a 19 year old, which, when your a year older than your mom's boyfriend, you might be a little crazy. I mean, how would you feel if your 48 year old (the same age as my mother by the way, and although she isn't as beautiful and voluptious as most Hollywood stars, she definitley, DEFINITLY, looks better than Linda, cough, cough, fake tan) mother started dating someone 29 years younger. Obviously, my mother would never do that, as she's dating someone older, and I'm not saying I would tell her who to date, but if it was someone younger, I probably would have some comments (speaking of comments, would it hurt to click on the little button down there and write some shit the fuck down, I would like some feedback bitches). Besides, my mom always denies he's her boyfriend even though she called him for an hour and a half on his birthday. MOVING ON! Apparently John Favreau, director of blockbuster hit, Iron Man, doesn't like his day job anymore. Marvel recently told him to have the sequel, Iron Man II, ready by April 2010, according to him though, that would only be half the time it took for the first movie, and boy, is he angry. According to E!, he whined, and whined, and whined all over his myspace, complaining about time, materials, blah, blah, blah. Well, if I ever see Iron Man, it'll be for Robert Downey Jr., who's miraculously regained his sexiness, but, about the other movies, we'll have wait and see. What other movies? Well, 2010 will see Iron Man II, & Thor. While 2011 will see Captain America, and The Avengers. Now, don't tell anyone, but I don't know who Captain America or The Avengers are, so, if someone ever does get around to posting some comments, please explain. MOVING ON! Mark Wahlberg, another object of my obsession (him and George Clooney are the only older guys I'm Into), has announced 
he's expecting with his long-time main squeeze, Rhea Durham. But has also said, that besides starting a family, the only other reason he's been procreating he explains, is to have a Partridge Family Style Golf League. Yes, he wants to start a Golf League with his now tiny tots one day. Just think, one day you'll hear of Mark, Ella (now 4), Michael (now 2), and baby( no name yet, duh!) Wahlberg teeing off at the Lake Tahoe Golf Tournament. MOVING ON! Coldplay has postponed their tour by 2 weeks due to unknown reasons, disappointing many (it might've disappointed me, if I lived in SoCal, but alas, I'm stuck in The Valley, or NorCal). It sure would've been great though to hear Viva La Vida live. That song just speaks to on soooooooo many levels. If only I could explain it, though, I'm pretty sure if was able to describe the feelings I get when I hear that song, the world would erupt into fire and brimstone. Anyway, Viva La Vida the album drops June 17. Well, I'll see you for the nightly report, and maybe some more ramblings like how Jim Sturgess is the sexiest british man I've ever seen. I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!
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