Recently, while gettting ready for a photoshoot in Nashville, the photogs (who were snooping in the dressing room) caught Jessica Simpson's hair stylist (who's presumably gay) taking pics of her ass on his phone............ and sending them to Tony. That's right, Joe messed up their relationship so badly, the only way for them to connect now is through naughty (and somewhat immature) messades. I hope they can escape Joe one day and have what Jen and John (Anniston and Mayer) have. Love that's so deep you have to make out every 20 minutes and have sex every hour. And now that John's met the Arquettes, who seem to be in an odd parental role for Jen right now, I hear wedding bells! MOVING ON! Lynda Carter, most famous for being Wonder Woman recently did a favor to society. Rowing down the Potamac in D.C., she came upon a dead body floating in the water. Without a cell phone, she called over to a fishing boat and the mess was cleaned up. Frankly, I don't know why I'm reporting this, the last few days have been slow, and who wants to hear about Clint Eastwood? What is he, 90? Although, I would like to ask all of you (all 3 of you) to watch iLove The New Millenium on June 23rd. I've been waiting for the I Love the 2000's for so long now, ugh, I'm just so excited! I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!
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