Monday, June 30, 2008

I Monster

Gossip Guy here, and I Have a new musical obsession (if you think it's Jim Sturgess, you're too late, I already fall asleep to the soundtrack). I Monster. It's like nothing you've ever heard, in every good way possible. You've probably heard their music too, one of their music's more known uses is the Spring Dress commercial for Macy's in 2007. If you go to their myspace, there are a couple of songs to listen too which I think are from their next album, and a said song from said commercial, "Daydream in Blue". You know, what other band do you know decorates their website and myspace to look like the acid trip of a british Emo (speaking of british, I'm obsession cheating. There's a certain dead [if you watch Dead Like Me you know what I'm talking about] brit by the name of Callum Blue, uh, HOTNESS!). Especially their song, "Lust for a Vampyr". "Heaven" and "A Sucker for Your Sound" being tied for #2 on my list, all three of which remind me of Dead Like Me. Now, if you go and start looking up Dead Like Me, and happen upon some fan fiction, I'm a Georgia/Mason person. Anyway, back to I Monster, despite the psychadelic music they create, they can have a real sense of humor (hello, Mr. Mallard^), tthe only EP they have available on iTunes, "As Long as there Is You and Me" being a display of that, christmas decorations moved to resemble something crazy women cut off of cheating men. Listen to them!

My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.