Thursday, July 3, 2008

Meet Lesley Hornby

Hmmm, I'm noticing a trend here. I'm kinda, sorta half-stalking Jim Sturgess (half because I'm not gonna jet around the world chasing him, I'm not that obsessed), one of my new interests of the sexy male department is Callum Blue, I'm listening to I Monster like crazy, and now, my idol is Twiggy. Yup, I'm going british crazy, so Prince William, watch out, you're gonna get a show at your coronaton (which I BETTER be invited too once I establish my career in Hollywoodland). Some of you may be wondering, who the F%&# is Twiggy? Twiggy if you're reading, I love you, but your career started 40 years ago, not very evident to my fellow teen people, who may or may not get a mass email/advertisment for my blog. Anyway, Lesley Hornby is famous for being the first size 1 model, and it was all natural, I think. Thus, when she was discovered in 1967, she was nicknamed, "Twiggy", which, I'm not sure or not, but might actually be her legal name now. For some years she was the epiphany of London's Mod culture, modeling the latest mod clothing around London. I personally think she is my new idol, so, to celebrate her, I'm going on the "Twiggy Diet". Vegetable snacks for every meal, and nothing else. Ice chips if I start to starve. Now, I don't know about you, but I'm gonna return to gazing at Jimmy S. and reading Dead Like Me fan fiction. Goodbye Betches.
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.