Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Gum

I don't know why I'm doing it, but I just have to sound, off, about Orbit's flavor Maui Melon Mint. I just LOVE IT. I have been chewing it since last month (don't worry, it's not the same piece), it's just addicting. More addicting than Jim Sturgess. Right now, I have a wad of five pieces in my mouth, and I'm chewing like a goat. The thing is, all my friends think it's disgusting, but I have this habbit, where I pull part of my gum out of my mouth, and twirl it around my fingers. And I am soooooooooo good at it now. I can make dream catchers, spiderwebs, and other stuff, although after a few seconds I just pull it back in with my teeth and tongue, but whatever. I don't know what started my craving for gum, but I love it, and I will chew it till' the day I die. I'll even teach my kids about it. Hopefully, they'll be gum twirlers too, Leeland, Soylynn, Lemon, Melon, Taffy, Strawberry, and Candy. Yes, I really am going to name my children that. My mom says she's gonna make fun of Soylynn and call her "Soylent Green".
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.