Ellevarg

My real last name backwards^. Okay, so, I was watching tonight's Fear Itself, and, Oh. My. God. I loved it. It was so good. Ok, so this girl (not really girl, she's like 26, 27, somethin' like that) wakes up on New Year's, and like, everything is covered in blood, so she gets a call on her cell, and it's her friend telling her to come to her place 'cause it's safe, and she sets off to get there and not get eaten by the crazy zombies that are overunning her city. So, along the way, she flashes back to the New Year's party she was at the night before, where her best friend (nerdy guy) admits he's IN love with her, and that her boyfriend, doesn't love her, after he (nerdy guy) lied to her about her boyfriend telling him that he (boyfriend) loves her, because he (nerdy guy friend) can't stand her in pain. This lead to (earlier) her saying she loves him (boyfriend) back, and he's like, "Ok, that's nice". So, back to her in real-life, she finally gets to her friend's apartment, while getting stalked by the zombie version of her nerdy friend (the one that loved her), and as soon as she gets in, she gets shot by her boyfriend. Then, flashback (there was actually more than two flashbacks, you're welcome). As she's leaving the party upset and her nerdy friend is chasing after her, she sees her boyfriend and supposed "friend" making out. So she runs home, swallows a bottle of tequila and a bottle of sleeping pills and lays down to die.Back to real-life, she's on the floor still alive, and her boyfriend shoots her again, and it's revealed that the entire time, she was one of them. So, they think she's dead, when her zombie nerdy friend (the one that confessed his love to her) attacks her boyfriend and kills him, then she gets up, and he (nerdy friend; zombie) walks next to her. They take eachother's hand (sweet moment) and they look into eachother's dead eyes, and the last thing they show, is the two of them holding hands as they approach the slut (her supposed friend) and start to eat her. I mean, in a weird maccabre kind of way, it's romantic. It brings out the both the hopeless romantic and saddistic sides of me (don't worry, saddistic isn'y just crazy, it's technically taking pleasure in other people's pain, i.e. laughing at someone when they trip hurt their nose). Moving on.... I was googling my second obsession, John Krasinski (you can only go to the JSO site so many times in one day), and I found this forum on him and his character on the office, and, ladies, if you ever read this, don't worry, I'm just as insane as you, and I don't care. In fact, people know who I am and my web personality. Besides, there are worse cases, I was reading a Pushing Daisies fanfic, and, the author's notes were, I quote, "I want to kidnapp Lee Pace, strap him to a chair naked, and make him read the phone book to me". Yes everyone, there are people worse than me (the person I just quoted). I mean, I might stare at pictures of Jim Sturgess all day, but if I lived in L.A. , I wouldn't be stalking him. I would locked up inside my room working on one of my scripts, not looking for Jimmy. But, don't get me wrong, if I was at the grocery store, and saw him over at PRODUCE, or FROZEN FOODS, I WOULD, I WOULD. START JUMPING UP AND DOWN, AND RUN TOWARDS HIM SCREAMING WITH CAMERA IN HAND, AND READY TO JUMP HIM, AND STALL HIM SO I CAN CALL OTHER FANS AND TELL THEM WHERE I WAS, SO WE COULD AMBUSH HIM AND GET PICTURES THAT WE WOULD CHERISH UNTIL THE DAY WE DIE! Well, I better go, I probably shouldn't keep going before I start ranting. By the way, I'm thinking about a new signature. Loser says wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?