Friday, July 18, 2008

I'm A Sucka For Romance

Yes, I named this post after I Monster's next single. Anyway, today was probably one of my most pathetic days. Today, I spent all my time reading The Office fan fiction, mostly concerning the ever famous almost-never-happened-but-everyone-loves-it romance between Jim & Pam, or as we hopeless romantics like to call them, PB&J (her last name is Beesly). Now, you might of figured it out by now, but if you didn't, I am, a hopeless romantic. I actually thought Brit-Brit & K-Fed would be forever. I died a little bit inside when they killed Marissa off The O.C. leaving Ryan heartbroken. I nearly burst into to tears at the end of Breakfast at Tiffany's. And I was so pissed off when Dan & Serena broke up on Gossip Girl. You see, we hopeless romantics are the ones that have watery eyes and huge smiles when Tess realizes that she doesn't have to be the most powerful and wanted woman in the world, she's happy as long as Sam loves her and wants her in Woman of the Year, we're the ones that become demonic when you go through the channels, find Sleepless In Seattle, and keep going. We're the ones that feel sympathy when Bud gets stood up by Fran in The Apartment. Now, if you're wondering about the picture, this is the story. John Krasinski and Jenna Fischer who play Jim and Pam, well, their pretty aware of the massive amount of people who want their characters together, and, well, The Office cast has been known pull some stuff. Such as the Entertainment Weekly cover where Kelly and Ryan (from the office) are standing together, Ryan trying to commit suicide. You see, Kelly has been after Ryan for a long time, and when he got a job with corporate, she immediatley got another "boyfriend" to make him jealous. Ryan has absolutley nothing for her. Anyway, we PB&J fans absolutley love the picture because it's something that never happened, but we wish it had. So, basically, I am hopeless, fan fiction reading, romantic comedy loving (don't hate me, one of my favorite movies is Bewitched), PB&J loving, Georgia/Mason loving (dead like me), Pie maker/Chuck loving (Pushing Daisies), romantic. So, if you ever find a romantic movie you would like to recommend, preferably happy-ending, comments are WIDE open. That doesn't mean that's all you can use them for. Leave some comments for once! Your Hopeless romantic, gossip loving, couture and Jim Sturgess obsessed, blogging homo, Stephan Monroe Ravelle.

My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.