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Hello Upper West Coasters, Gossip Guy here, and Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt have been born. That's right, Brangelina had the twins, a boy and a girl (am I seeing a trend? Look at JLo's kids) late Saturday evening. Their doctor gave a press conference this morning and said that Brangelina was very calm in the delivery room, laughing and crying tears of joy. Laughing? You may be asking. Well, if any of you out there ever have kids, get an epidural. From what I understand, it makes it feel like the kid(s) fall right out of you. The thing is, many are wondering how many children are going to be named Knox or Vivienne now. E! reports that after the birth of Shiloh in 06', it became the top baby name in america, just like the name Maddox did in 03'. What I'm wondering though is what's in store for their children. I mean, Shiloh, Knox, and Vivienne come from the two most beautiful and talented people on earth. One, ok, a gay can only hope that Knox gets his father's looks, or maybe even turns out gay or bi-sexual. Thinking about the future though, Angie seems in no hurry to stop having children, making me wonder about Brad, who probably won't look old until he hits 60, and his, uh, "stamina". Because, if Brangelina's still poppin' out kids by the time I intend to start my lengthy scheduel of hiring surogates and having children, well, playdate! Who knows, one day you might hear about the wedding of Taffy Ravelle (boy, in case you're confused by the name) and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt. Well, I've done enough psychotic babbling (is it normal to think out loud when no one seems to be listening to you talking?) for today. By the way, yes. I have noticed my mistake on the post before.I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!