DONKEY

"C!S!S! SUXX! C!S!S! SUXX!" is the lyrics to the first song of CSS's first album, which, in a few days, won't be alone. CSS, Cansei de Ser Sexy (brazilian=english:'tired of being sexy') is the band behind the famous iPod Touch commercial that throttled them into the International spotlight, and now, with their growing fan base, they're due to drop their second album, "Donkey" on July 21st. From what I've heard on their myspace, it's pretty good. What I'm wondering though, is, is it going to be on iTunes when it drops? Because. that's where I get my music, for those of you that have songs that when someone asks, Oh! It just dropped out of the sky and fell into your fucking iPod. Personally, I feel cheap when I download for free, and, obviously, I was meant for bigger things. I was meant to walk down the red carpet at the Academy Awards while my staff attacked PEETA crazies who're trying to get some red on my 300,000 dollar Fox coat. That's NOT FAUX, that's Fox, as in the wild animal that's in the same animal family as the dog, and, yes, if the fur looked good enough, I would skin a dog, and wear it. Just like how I want bald-eagle golf club cozies and a massive hallway lined with antlers like in "The Illusionist". Anyway, back on subject, you can pre-order at the myspace, and remember, July 21st. Toodles!