Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Stephan Monroe Ravelle: The Playlist: The Music Behind The Homo Blogger

LOL. Anyway, just wanted to let ya know, I'm still alive, just luxuriously lazy about posting. I spent another day reading The Office fanfics and painting my nails black, so, Yay! I guess......Back to the subject! I have very tediously hammered out my personal playlist and have an entire page for it. It is here. I hope you like it's minimalism, LOL. Anyway, bye, I'm off to stare at Jim Sturgess, oh, and by the way, I was to listening to an old song yesterday, Lollipop, and I've decided that if I ever meet Jim Sturgess in person and like actually know eachother (I'm going to be a triple punch, writer, director, actor, duh), I'm gonna nickname him Lollipop. Jim if you're reading this, you may have a bigger fan since, well, there are TWO websites on you, so I'm probably your #1 gay fan. Unlike them, I don't feel the need to kinda, sorta stalk you, staring at a picture of you for hours is fine with me. Ok, I'm babbling again, and speak of the devil, iTunes is playing Lollipop now. God, I feel like such a mental patient, here I am just bluritng out everything, ok, you know what, no more, enough rambling for tonight. Toodles!

My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.