Wednesday, July 23, 2008

I Heart Jim Sturgess

Did you know that little Jimmy has a website devoted to merchandise about him? Not so bad for someone who's career took off about 9 or 10 months ago. But that's Jimmy, great actor, fabulous looks men would die to have and women (and some men) would die to see in person. Anyway, of course who else would be up 3 am looking at bottles of Chanel No.5 at Macy's.com, reading The Office fan fiction, listening to I Monster's myspace, and gawking at Jim Sturgess all at the same time. Me. Well, I saw, this, and I just HAD to post it to share the eye candy. By the way, they DO have a shirt that say's what I titled this post.
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.