"When God Created Robert Pattinson, He Was Showing Off"....

.....is what some of the "Twihards" have been saying about the movie adaptation of Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight". In a recent (well not so recent, but fuck it) Entertainment Weekly, she spills on the movie, the last book of the Twilight series, and how she might have a lot more than just a vampire series under her belt in a few years. A friend who wrote the Princess Academy series told Meyer, "I'm So Proud of You! Because we're not sure if J.K. Rowling is a one-hit wonder" she said on Meyer's other new book, The Host, a completely different novel, "But You're Not!". Ouch, J.K.'s probably pissed by that. Meyer also revealed that she has a nearly complete remake of Twilight, Midnight Sun, which is in the vampire's point of view, a started ghost story called Summer House, two sequels to her recent The Host, and an untitled story involving time travel that she just figured out how to end. All this with Twilight coming out in December, and Breaking Dawn, the finisher to the Twilight series coming out this August 2nd. I actually haven't read the books, but there's a total bitch I know, that's OBSESSED with it (more than my obsession with Jimmy) and if I can get her to stop bitching, might ask her what the fuck it's about. One more thing though, you know how Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were locked in as casted? They did a screen test.............for a love scene...................on the director's bed. A.W.K.W.A.R.D.