Thursday, July 10, 2008

WHAT?! YOU THINK I WOULDN'T NOTICE?!

Recently, I've found out that my blog is now plagued by these annoying little links. They're double underlined, and green. God Damn it! I will not become some billboard for another company's shit like getting your degree at DeVry! What do you have to do to get in?! Open the door? Look, this is just a warning for you, my dear, three or four readers, BEWARE THE DOUBLE UNDERLINE LINKS! BEWARE! THEY ARE NOT MINE! BEWARE!

Thank You,
Stephan Monroe Ravelle
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.