Hello Upper West Coasters, Gossip Guy here with BREAKING NEWS, the bitchy idiots Spencer and Heidi are getting married, and on tv. Yes, I know, they are soooooooooooooooo annoying, god I wish they would just die! Look at us over here! Blah, Blah, Blah! Did you know that Spencer had 20,000 dollars worth on his taxes for PAYING, the paparazzo's to take pictures of him. These people shouldn't be getting married they should be getting hung from the "H" of the Hollywoodland sign. MOVING ON! Last time we heard from Lily Allen, she had miscarriage barely 3 months into her pregnancy, now, she's gotten over it, in L.A, and now a fellow blogger. But, people are still worried, I quote her comments on the photogs,"They were perfectly pleasant, in fact, we had a bit of a laugh with them and I quite fancied one of them". Many, many, people are worried that Adnan is going to strike again, or has already struck, Lilys a pinkhead now, and we all remember the famous wig worn by Brit-Brit soon after she met Adnan. MOVING ON! Apparently Justin Timberlake is well endowed, he says that after his Love Guru character, Jacques "Le Coq" Grande, he wants to play comedic roles that envolve, um, the size of his, "Le Coq". Obviously, he's joined the Hollywood "I Love Myself Club", and all I have to say is, "Welcome!". MOVING ON! (and glancing at my reflection) Apparently, 
(insert Justin Timberlake singing here) Madonna is going to have all her secrets spilled, because her brother, Christopher Ciccone has signed a book deal to detail his life growing up with the now world famous pop diva, whom I'm suprisingly not that into. I guess I do one thing for the stereotype. Anyways, I'm actually looking forward to this, because, after Are You There Vodka? It's Me Chelsea (which I'll post a review on when I finish reading it) I am going straight to celebrity memoirs! Besides, celebrities are either stupid, or not really interested writing, so the memoirs are short (I said usually, I still think you're smart Chelsea, well, at least smarter than me, which I realize could still be an insult). Well, I Love the 80's is on, and I just realized I actually do like the 70's and 80's. See you for the nightly post. I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!
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