Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Nocturnal Ramblings

God,I just can't seem to sleep, from thinking about Jimmy^, to my new novel about Santa Clause and Cupid (who's a woman in my story) having a love child, leaving him at an orphanage to find him as the Santa at Macy's 30 years later. That one will star Ben and Mischa as the holiday mascott offspring and his love interest in the movie version. Hopefully I can write a novel where movie version's cast will include Jimmy. You know, I wonder which he prefers, Jim, or Jimmy. Well, I like Jimmy. As I sit here on my bed, laptop in front of me, and watch t.v, I wonder why I watch shows like Becker. Do you know any teenagers who watch Becker, or The Office, or Pushing Daisies (which I am soooo excited about, next season). Sometimes I wonder if I was meant for this life. I mean , I just feel like I'm meant for something soooooooooo much bigger. I mean I watch stuff like that, while my friends watch "The Wizards of Waverly Place", which I didn't know what it was until I stumbled upon it on iTunes looking for Waverly Hills Sanitorium. Well, once again, I'm going to attempt to get up early, so, Nighty Night.


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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.