Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Cute with Chris

Don't let the sultry picture fool you, Chris Leavins is the host of the internet famous "Cute with Chris" show, counting down the cutest puppies, kittens, and strangley grotesque yet cute new-born birds. Despite that, he also propelled Jonathan Togo into the hormone-addled minds of girls everywhere (and boys such as myself), creating the fanbase that is now large enough, that last year at the CSI: Miami season premiere party, an entire crowd of screaming teeny-boppers told him to take it off. Now, getting back to Chris, he is a fellow kanook (although he was actually born in Canada, unlike myself who is descended, from Canadianism) and, I'm not sure, but I think he's straight, judging by his line of work though (showcasing cute animals and the occasional guy) anyone could think otherwise. Frankly, if Jonathan Togo (who is now dead last on my hotness list) is ever brought up again, I'm simply going to sneak in the name, Jim Sturgess. And, when you think about it, Chris ain't so bad either, hell, the white suit from Cute With Chris Live was, actually kinda sexy. Well, I plan on waking up early tomorrow, or today, so nighty-night.
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.