Once I Had A Love, It Was A Gas

Hello Upper West Coasters, Gossip Guy Here. If you're wondering about today's title, well, after a five day hiatus (or was it more?), I was kinda title-idea dry, so, if you're still wondering, it's part of the lyrics to my only favorite song of the 80's, Heart of Glass. Well, getting down to business, George Carlin has died, yes, the man (who most of you who are reading this have never heard of) who was first to say the famous phrase "motherfucker" on television has died. He was 71, starting his career on The Tonight Show with Johny Carson in 61' (or was it 59'?), performing all the way up to a week ago at a New York comedy club. Well, you may not know who he is, but just remember that if it wasn't for him, you would have a problem with me just blurting out, ASSFUCK! MOVING ON! Recently, E!Online wanting to be fair to the celebrities they show half or almost completely naked daily on their website, have offered up one of their own as a sacrifice, posting photos of The Soup's Joel McHale taking a dip in a pool in Oahu, which if you're retarded or just fucking stupid, is in Hawaii. Now, besides the fact he's with his two year old son, Edward, he's definitly a sight for sore eyes, hopefully proving I'm not crazy for have founding him slightly hot, maybe even sexy the past 5 years that I knew of E!'s existence, although I've only known the whole "I think I'm a fag" thing for about a year and a half now, which doesn't exactly add up, but what the fuck, who gives a shit about math. Click here for the funny family man pics, or should I say pecs? Oooooh, I'm bad. MOVING ON! At a recent court hearing, Brit-Brit was given more visitation rights, ergo, sleepovers, which is hopefully good news for the recent rumors that Brit-Brit poured he heart out to K-Fed to get back together and is seriously thinking about it. Now, some may say it's just getting crackheads back together, but, at least they're a family, I mean, no one can be worse than Amy Winehouse, her lungs filled with gunk. Oooohhhhh, I'm bad. MOVING ON! Amy Winehouse was revealed to have (something, can't remember name) and has, has to STOP, drugs or else she'll die. What a great wake-up call. MOVING ON! Heidi Montag has recently released a new single, and, at first I hated it, but then, don't hate me, I kinda liked it. "Oooooooooooh, La, La, La, We Love, Designers". Listen to it for yourself: "Fashion". Well, Blogger is gonna go down for a while now, so.....I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!