Hello Upper West Coasters, Gossip Guy here, and if you're wondering where I've been, well, school, and reading The O.C. fan fiction (Benjamin McKenzie=Hottest Guy Ever). You see, I don't know why, and I may have said this before, but for some reason, I'm really into shows that have been canceled. Will & Grace, Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, Dharma & Greg, I Love Lucy, Green Acres, THE O.C., and Bewitched. Now, getting to the title, in recent weeks, there has been a lot of buzz surrounding the late, Norma Jean Watson, better known as Marilyn Monroe. Hold on, I'm watching Cloverfield as I type, and, Bloomingdales? You set up a field hospital in Bloomingdales? Where people blow up? Bitches. Anyway, as you may know, it was recently found that Marilyn may have made an early sex tape, or sex reel in this case. Now, just two days ago, they found a reel of some of last footage of Marilyn before she died in 1962. And I have two things to say. 1;I miss you! You should have never died young! 2; Her hair looks good there, why wasn't it usually like that? I just want to say though, that one day you will hear of me, Stephan Monroe Ravelle (stage name, clever huh?). Then one day you might even hear of one of my children (after carrying around an egg for five days, I just want a little person to spoil and corrupt), Leeland, Soylynn, Melon, and Tramp (boy,girl,girl,boy, hopefully). MOVING ON! While I was gone, it was said that the CW may be coming to an end after it's short 2 year life. You see, the CW, well, is like the Ross (store) of network television. It's cheap, ugly, dirty, misplaced, unorganized, shitty. But if you look hard enough, you can walk out with a living room set that rivals IKEA. So, on May 20th, Gossip Girl and One Tree Hill made it the most watched Monday in the CW's 
history. You see, even Entertainment Weekly said about the CW's shows, "they are some of the greatest programs out there, it's just, it's, THE CW. Before May 20th, one of the owners even thought about quiting, and abandoning the network, without even selling his portion. Now that's bad, and now, many are wondering, was the infamous UPN-WB merger, a mistake? We'll have to wait and see, it may be a Disneyland story (the park's anniversary is intentionally set the day after the real opening, yeah, that bad) or it may be an, (chokes on spitt, and chokes the words out) Arch Deluxe story. It was McDonald's super-mega hyped up burger said to be the biggest thing since the Big Mac. It is now in the corporate hall of fame as the biggest corporate failure in history. Either way, next year they're unveiling 90210, the update of the 90's hit, which I am very interested in as the science teacher is a 20 year old genius who is also genius in, cough, cough, hotness. According to E!News, he may even get wrapped up in a teacher student affair seeing as the kids treat him like one of their own (What? IS there something wrong about watching E! 3 hours a day?). MOVING ON! Besides Ben McKenzie (if you look him up, use his full name, there's some skinny little gay Australian guy with same name that goes by Ben), NBC season finales, and shitty school, the reason why I haven't updated in a while is because I stay up late a lot, and although I'm averagely energetic and slightly perky when I'm at school, as soon as I get home, I pass out from tiredness (Is that a real word?). Watev, I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!
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