MOTHERF#$%ING GEORGINA!

What's missing from this picture? A LITTLE SLEUTY BITCH BY THE NAME OF GEORGINA! Today, she sent Serena her own copy of footage of her getting the nasty on with Chace, I mean Nate (reality and fantasy blur easily for me). Then, she was about to show it to Dan and Vanessa as a quote on quote, "film project". Luckily Serena stopped her, but not before Georgina wriggled further into the growing crack between her and Dan, which she created. Honestly, I hope that on the season 2 premiere, no matter how cliche it is, she's hit by a bus. Then Dan and Serena are once again the Golden Couple (angelic music plays), and of course Nate and Vanessa at least have a short fling. Now, there's also a million other story opportunities, now that Eric's been outed by the Ice Queen (georgina), and Asher will probably go on a Serena-esque exile. Now, Moving on, tonight I took a sad, sad, chance, and googled the Jonas Brothers. They are officially, the stupidest people on the face of the planet. "Pure!", shut the f%$# up motherf%&#ing bitches! Chelsea has a point (Handler), YOU CAN NOT BE SEXY IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD SEX! Or if you don't pluck your eyebrows. MOVING ON! (pissed off voice). Chelsea tried her hand at super-nannying today by becoming Super Chelsea and went to a desperate parents house. Now, the real nanny always observes first, and well, Chelsea has her own way of Observing, by using their exercise bike while she "observed". After about an hour, she tried to help, which promptly got the kids ambushing her. She ran out of the house throwing her heels at them in self-defense. In Other News, Brit-Brit was spotted at Jamie Lynn's Baby shower, where she smoked in front of Jamie Lynn. "Oh Hi Jamie Lynn, (cough, cough, blows smoke in her face), congradulations!". Moving Further On, Project Runway is said to have one season left, making me sad (fake crying, forced tear). But, it'll be on Lifetime after that, but with everything changed but the name. Moving back to Gossip Girl, Ed Westwick said in an interview that life is different now with the show, and refused to talk about the season finale, making me pissy! But, since I'm on the subject, there's a picture I talked about last post, where I said that it looks like Georgina's feeling up Dan, well, upon closer examination, you can clearly see their real emotions in their eyes, with Dan's eyes being full of uncomfort, and a little fear, and Georgina's eyes being full a look as I can only describe as, "Petaphile in Summer Camp". I can't get the photo, so here's the link:http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2078643968/tt0397442. I'm out, Worship Me Bitches!