The Office

Hello Upper West Coasters, Gossip Guy here, and Rashida Jones might be starring in the much buzzed about Office spin-off. Or, might not be. NBC insists she's going to be on the spin-off while her reps say they've never gotten any contact from NBC. So, judging by the situation, don't get your hopes up. Although no one knows exactly who will be in the spin-off, or what'll it be about, many have guessed as to what they would want it to be. Personally, I hope Dwight gets transferred, Pam gets promoted to salesman, and gets the desk next to Jim. Footsy, and dropping pencils to kiss under the desk ensues. Meanwhile in the spin-off, Dwight is dealing with a new branch in the countryside where everyone acts like him, and Pam's old position has been taken by Rachael Harris' character, and instead of giving in to Michael's sometimes idiotic requests like Pam, she talks some sense into him which leads to an awkward dominatrix situation at least once an episode. MOVING ON! Recently Dr. Drew Pinsky (the man behind celebrity rehab and Oprah's go-to guy for psychiatric advice) commented that people drawn to so-called religions (cults, or I'm gonna admit, Hiltonism), often have issues with childhood trauma, neglect, or (the most probable for me) mental illness. Besides me, his comment very much insulted Tom Cruise, a very large advocate for the church of Scientology, or as most other religions call it, the church of B.S. Pushing Tomcat to call up his lawyers. Well, I'm still waiting for the Popo to drag Tomcat away in a straight jacket, so, cross your fingers. MOVING ON! Sorry for the little posting today, but today was restock the house day, and I was dragged to every bulk club, grocery store, and discount department store in town. Plus, I'm really tired, I didn't fall asleep until 5:36 this morning. I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!