So the bitch found a puppy and took care of it for 20 minutes, whoop-dee-doo! Just because you find another bitch in the gutter and stay with it until the owner realizes they lost their dog, doesn't make you a damn saint! God, I hate Miley Cyrus soooo much. I used to watch her show, now when i just get a glimpse of the Disney Channel I get the urge to purge. Why? So I won't have to throw-up when I don't expect it, like 2 minutes in to Hannah Montana. I really don't know why I hate her I'm gonna admit, but sometimes I feel like turning her into the female JFK. Anyway, turning to the positive, Chelsea Handlers birthday was, 2 days ago. I'm sorry Chelsea! I Forgot! I just love her! Not, marriage love, but if I don't watch Chelsea Lately I feel like burning the Tahj Mahal down. I love her in Girls Behaving Badly too (Is that show even still on?). I saw her here where I live and I almost died from laughter. I met her the same night, and shes like "How old are you?" and I'm like "Thirteen, but that doesn't matter, you're so funny, I love you and I can't sleep until I watch your show". She wrote "Be Good" on my ticket. I tried Chelsea, I tried. She had this weird look on her face after she met me, like, "Wow, people this young are watching me, maybe I should cut back" but then five minutes later it disappeared. I agree! On the not cutting back. Now, back to the negative, Julia Roberts, what the
hell?! She was spotted in New York recently in a parka. A parka! Hasn't she ever seen the coat section at Neiman Marcus? What about Bloomingdales? For god sakes woman, this is not the Arctic! In other news,(I sound like Tom Brokaw!) Ashlee Simpson was at Marquee, singing L.O.V.E. and tracks from her new CD. I heard Little Miss Obsessive on Youtube, she's just going to fail. I swear, her musics stupider than I am in Pre-Algebra. Theres a lyric about thinking with your head, not that one, she is sooooo, talking about her toy Pete, who by the way was supposed to be one of my friend's husband, and/or sex slave and/or objects of her stalking. But I don't know now(She might have been shipped off to boarding school, not sure, her parents are CRAZY!)Isn't this a great picture of Chelsea?>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Anyway, it's time to say goodbye, I'm getting bored typing, once again, dealing with the type doodle above, I loooooooooooooove Just Shoot Me! Don't know why, it was before I could remember or be interested in. Seriously, is this not a great picture of Chelsea? Wow, I'm verging on stalker, oh well, nows probably not the time to bring up I made a Kirigami cut-out of a body ina noose. Ooops! Calm down Chelsea, the only person I want to kill is somebody you don't know plus I don't want to waste time in prison, I really need to take over the world, communist Nazi style! Don't worry again, I'm neutral on Jews and Gay people, but Jewish people, I just find it odd you don't celebrate christmas. Whatev! I sure do babble.
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