Sunday, February 24, 2008

What Country Gives the Oscar to Old Men?



Well, all is said and done, "No Country For Old Men" has won the oscar for best picture, and I couldn't be sadder. I mean, the man looks like Dora The Fu%#ing Explorer! I would have rather seen Juno or There Will Be Blood take home the oscar. Other than that, if The Bourne Ultimatum was a silent film, it wouldn't have won anything. Luckily, Diablo Cody took the Oscar for best screenplay, and Daniel Day-Louis took the Oscar for Best Male in a leading Role. So I'm okay. What I don't get is how thin Jessica Alba looked for the third trimester, she barely had a bump! Of course as my friend Gigi would say when she had to play a pregnant woman in a play, "It's my baby-humps, yes, yes, yes". When she does them its funny for a while, then it just looks ridiculous. And did anyone see SNL's version of Javier Bardem? It was hilarious, he was in a sketch that was a fake food Network show. Besides him though, there was a little intro thing before it that showed The food Network logo and the announcer saying;"Food Network, porn for fat people". I cracked up! Especially since in my younger years my family loved the channel and well, I'm border anorexic.J.K!(I Hope) Anyway I'll let ya go. Goodbye, and Goodshopping.
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.