Monday, February 25, 2008

Double Dating I See


Well my idol, Paris Hilton is officially a slut (J.K.J.K.!). But she is in cahoots with Joel Madden's twin brother Benji (Isn't that the name of a famous dog or something? It was before my time, I'm guessing). You know, he doesn't look like a Benji. Maybe a Puck, or Jack, maybe something modern-canadian, by the way, I have the right to say that, I'm one-fourth kanook. Anyway, It's also been heard on the gossip grapevine that X-Files is getting a movie, and that the premiere of the trailer had people screaming. I don't get it, I saw an episode of X-Files and it had less interesting material than a paper sack, empty.Plus the girl is probably kinda old now, wasn't this show started in the 90's? I wonder if they got together like everybody wanted(I get my knowledge of history from I Love the 70's, I Love the 80's, and I Love the 90's). Speaking of which, Who agrees with me that there should be an I Love the 00's, maybe by then I'll be famous and be a panelist. Oh, and one more thing, what happened with Whoopi Academy? You had a montage of past hosts and completely skipped over her, she nearly broke into tears on The View, which I don't watch, I saw the cip on the internet. Because frankly, its all bull$#%&. Well, whatever, oh, and yes, I have noticed, almost all of my posts have been at something, something, seven. Let's see if it happens again, by the way (I babble, I'm Sorry) complying with that note at the bottom, I hate pie, twinkies, sprinkles, and most cheeses, and I'm really fat, explain it to me please?

My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.