Thursday, February 14, 2008

Brit Gets a Mani while Daddy fights for her Money




Today, while Britney's Dad fought for control of her fortune, she cruised through the day with an all day Manicure, canceling her rehearsal at Millenium Dance. Meanwhile, Hillary Duff was spotted in the B-Hills in a long time, John Mayer was spotted going into a studio for recording. And Fergie and Apl.de.Ap were seen walking together to another studio, hopefully to start on their new album. What Ev! And is that a Subway I see? Brit, go back to your innocent years, please, were tired of the "Hey Ya'll!" years.











Also, Jamie Lynn was spotted with here baby's daddy in Kentwood, Louisiana, wearing more billowy clothes to hide her baby bump. Goodluck Nickelodeon, with hiding it. Of course when it was covered on The Soup, they had a few ideas, like dark rooms, extra-large advertisements, and people mysteriously standing in front of her.















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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.