OMG........Again.

Sorry, I just can't seem to shut the fuck up, but, OMG! Did you see the Office tonight?! OHMYGAWD. Jim bought Pam a house, A HOUSE. Oh. My. God. This is like, I don't know, soooooo big. To go from suppressed feelings of love masked by friendship to full blown married couple in a house in like 3 years, OHMYGAWD. God, I just love this show. I swear if it was ever canceled I would lie in bed and cry for days. Ugh, I can't wait for the children! Just think, a bunch of little boys and girls with penchants for pranks and art. -sigh-, Life is so much better when you have the lives of fake people to obsess over so you don't realize how much of a hot-mess your life is. Ok, too much information. BTW, this is completely random, but, am I the only person who's noticed Ben Affleck's receding hairline? Hmph, I may say I'm blind, but that's just because I'm a sarcastic bitch. I don't need my (extremely strong, seriously other people have put them on and almost fainted) glasses to see that growing forehead. Anyway, Toodles!

Wwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy???????

Hello Upper California Coasters, Gossip Guy here, and pardon my drama, but, WWWWHHHHHYYYYYYY??????!!!!!!! Paris and Benji broke up! It's soooooo sad. I loved them together! They were such a cute couple! WHY?! This, was like, the best thing that ever happened to her, because, she wasn't going out as much anymore, she was contemplating kids, she didn't even WANT to go clubbing anymore! God, I am soooooooooooo sad right now. They were perfect (although truth be told, Benji's not exactly the good-looking twin), now Paris is back to couch dancing (which is not bad, but, NOT getting drunk was a whole lot better). -sigh-, I'm gonna go watch Chelsea Lately now. I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!

SAVE THE DAISIES!

Upper California Coasters, I am calling for your help now! Watch Pushing Daisies! For God's Sake Watch It So It Doesn't Get Canceled! Pushing Daisies is like the greatest show ever made, where else do you expect to find romance, death, crime investigation, and drama all wrapped up in a colorful Lollipop 1950's-esque world? This show is fucking amazing, and if it gets canceled, I will personally go to ABC headquarters and bitch slap who ever started this, and then protest until it comes back, and if that doesn't do anything, THEN I"LL BURN THE PLACE DOWN! SAVE PUSHING DAISIES PEOPLE! SAVE IT! GET TO WORK! HAVE EVERYONE YOU KNOW WATCH IT! GET ACTIVE! SAVE PUSHING DAISIES!

It's Been Done.....

Yes, Pink Chanel and Turquoise Ice cream is now up & running. Just to let you know, on Pink Chanel, I'm gonna be going by Coco Ravelle, since it sounds so much like Coco Chanel. Anyway, just to let you know.......... Gosh, I'm So Happy!

Maybe, Bloggy?

Okay, for a few days now, I have had this idea in my head. Ok, so, as you know, my blog tends to (tends to, not always) talk about Hollywood and the goings on of the Celebuworld. Well, how would you my little pretties (all three of you) like fashion coverage? Not on here of course, but on a different blog, which I already have a name for, and get ready for it, it's a weird one, and the name is, Pink Chanel and Turquoise Ice cream. I know it's a bit out there, but, you know what, I'm gonna do it, Hello Chanel! Coco Ravelle is here!

P.S. If you happen to find a LiveJournal by the same name with turquoise mispelled, that's um, mine, I couldn't figure out how to work it, so I just abandoned it.

OMG

Hello Upper California Coasters, Gossip Guy here, and this'll probably be the first time I've ever said this on any matter besides Gossip Girl, but........OMG! Have you been watching The Office?! Ok, so this season started as perfectly as possible, Michael realized Jan is crazy and no good for him, Ryan & Kelly are getting back to their bitter banter again, and, JIM & PAM ARE GETTING MARRIED! But then, all of sudden, out of nowhere, on the last episode (Nov.6), some motherfucker who's Pam's "friend" tells her to forget Scranton and stay in New York because "She can reach her potential somewhere like New York". Motherfucking Motherfucker! Jim has been going after her for years now, and now she's leaving him behind? You might say Jim can go to New York with her, but, -cough,cough-, then the Office would PB & J-less, AND I CAN'T HAVE THAT! The only way I would be able to accept that was if there was a spin-off. Wait.......Um, that rumored spin-off might actually be the solution to this problem. Jim moves to New York for Pam, and gets a job at corporate. You might think things wouldn't be the same with a new office, but, yeah, remember when Holly filed that report about Meredith sleeping with the office supplies guy for a 40% discount? And corporate treated Holly like she was stupid for trying to break a deal that was keeping costs low? Well, if everyhting as it seems, the insane-ness of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton might not be an isolated incident. You know, forget all my ranting (unless you want to remember the slight funniness of my psychotic rants when you're bored), this just might be a positive turn. Oh, BTW, did anyone see the Simpsons tonight? OMG, Homer carved his and Marges names in a tree that already had a bunch of hearts on it already, and, -happy gasp-, there was one that said "PB+J". My mom was convinced it's a reference to the sandwich, but I almost started crying giddy tears! To think that Pam & Jim are such a famous couple that they are not only going to be immortalized on the their show, but other shows. Ugh, I'm Just So Happy. I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!

I might not be able to get married (there goes plan B to get rich), but......

Barack Obama is the president of the United States! I actually support my country now, (Canadia, France, you're my support mistresses, GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!) and he promises equality for all, gay, straight, black, white, brown, tan, tall, short, thin, large, disabled, able-bodied, we are all equal. I Heart Barack Obama! and Jim Sturgess, John Krasinski, old movies, Hollywoodland, gossip, Gossip Girl, The Office, Pushing Daisies,Juicy Couture, Bloomingdale's, Macy's, CHANEL, shopping, writing, rambling, buffalo wings, and Jamba Juice. Buuuuuuuuuuuuut, I rest my patent leather, Louis Vuitton, case.Here's to hoping for 4 of the best years America has ever seen. The World is Changing, Keep Up!

P.S. Remember my Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers post? Well, I was at school the other day, and I realized someone I knew barred a striking resemblance to Fred AStaire. Austin, if you're reading this (which I doubt you are since you have no idea I even have a blog), You, look just like Fred Astaire. I don't know if it's your lanky frame and seemingly unending height, or the fact your face makes you like either his twin or his son, but you just remind me of Fred Astaire. Honey, you may be looking at a future in Hollywoodland.

Anyway, Toodles for Now, I just discovered the wonder that is Blair & Dan Gossip Girl fan fiction. Love Ya Betches!

Swing Time

Hello Upper California Coasters, now, I'm going to warn you. I am going to start talking about something you've probably never heard of, the films of Ginger Rogers & Fred Astaire. 75 years ago, RKO studios took a risk on a skinny, starting to bald, man who could barely dance and unknown tap dancer who would go on to revolutionize the musical industry in Hollywood. Now, it's said that even though every movie they ever made was a romance, that the two of them never had feelings for eachother. I. Say. BULLSHIT. They were sooooooooo having sex. You don't make 9 movies where you cozy up with the same person and don't fall in love, hell, it only took one movie for Brad and Angie. It's just the chemistry they have, the way they seemed like the perfect couple. You just got this feeling that something else besides a work friendship was going on, like Danny and Don on CSI: New York. Come on, best friends? Maybe friends with benefits. Those two dudes are sooo obviously having sex (God damn it. Dude? I sound like my mother, the last time she kept up with lingo was the early 90's) . Like I always say, It takes one to know one. Anyway, I just figured I'd babble on about my love for Freddie and Gingy's movies. See them!

Don't Vote for McCain.....or Obama

VOTE PARISHILTON!PARIS FOR PRESIDENT!VOTE PARIS HILTON!

McCain is old. Obama, he's okay. Now, Paris, Paris is the future of the U.S. She's against to discrimination of any kind, including my kind, for all green energy, and would spread hope, beauty, and makeup tips around the world. Vote for Paris, and Vote the Future of the Free World. Paris For President! At a Palms with a martini.Paris For President! The Commander in a Bikini.

100th Post

OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!OMG!100 posts! Congratulate Me Already Bitches!