DIE GEORGINA! TODAY, IT WAS REVEALED THAT SHE TRICKED SERENA INTO MAKING A WOULD-BE SEX TAPE, AFTER SLEEPING WITH NATE. ENGULFED IN GUILT ABOUT SLEEPING WITH HER BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND, SHE WAS IN A FRAGILE STATE. BUT SINCE SHE ALREADY PLANNED TO MEET G LATER, G HAD HER CRACK HEAD, PERVERT, GUY FRIEND AND A CAMERA READY FOR SAID SEX TAPE. THEN, AS HE THREW HIS TONGUE DOWN HER THROAT, SHE STOPPED HIM, GIVING HIM A MIRROR WITH FINE WHITE POWDER TO DISTRACT HIM FROM HER NOW HALF NAKED BODY. HE SPAZZED OUT, HAD A SEIZURE AND DIED. THAT IS WHAT SERENA WAS REALLY GUILTY ABOUT. SO, LAST EPISODE, SERENA BECAME GRIEF-STRICKEN AND DRUNK, AND TODAY, IN AN ENORMOUS HANGOVER, TOLD BLAIR, NATE, AND CHUCK WHO HAD SETTLED THEIR DIFFERENCES TO BE ON RECOVER ASSISTANCE. NOW, LATER ON IN THE DAY, S's MOM SAW SAID ALMOST SEX TAPE AND MADE S TALK TO CRACK HEAD'S PARENTS, WHO WERE TOTALLY FINE BECAUSE HE HAD BEEN HOOKED ON DRUGS SINCE 10. MEANWHILE, VANESSA FOUND OUT ABOUT G, AND DAN ALMOST FOUND WHEN AN OLD FRIEND OF G's CALLED HER NAME. NATE, WHO HAD BEEN WITH VANESSA (sweet moment, love is sooooo brewing between Nate & Vanessa!) TRIED TO TELL DAN, BUT G LURED HIM AWAY WITH A FAKE SOB STORY OF GHETTO, STALKER BOYFRIENDS. LATER ON, SHE CALLED NOW RELIEVED S TO TELL HER THAT SHE HAD DAN. S TOLD HER ABOUT THE CRACK HEADS PARENTS, SAYING THAT SHE COULDNT DO ANYTHING NOW, THEN, G, SAID, AND THIS IS WHY I HATE HER, "It's not what I'm going to do, it's WHO I'm going to do". S OF COURSE, TOLD HER DAN WASN'T LIKE THAT, THEN G, THE BITCH, HUNG UP, AND LOCKED LIPS WITH DAN. THAT LAST THING WE SEE, IS HER LEADING HIM AWAY! SO SHE CAN PROBABLY GET HIM NAKED AND PROVE TO EVERYONE THAT SHE IS ONE, BITCHY, SLUTTY, MOTHERFUCKY, C%$#Y, BIG TIME, SLUTT-BITCH! I HAVE BEEN DAY DREAMING FOR DAYS NOW OF HER GETTING HIT BY A BUS, SMASHED BY THE SUBWAY, AND GETTING PUSHED OFF THE ROOF OF TIFFANY'S, LANDING ON A HOME COMING QUEEN WEARING HER NEW CROWN OUT OF THE STORE, IMPALING GEORGINA AND GIVING H.C. QUEEN ONLY A SLIGHT CRICK IN HER NECK. Now, calming down, some of you might ask, aren't you a little to obsessed? Well, I know its a show, but if I was transported to that world, THE FIRST THING I WOULD DO IS SACRAFICE THE BITCH TO TIFFANY'S! I'M OUT, WORSHIP ME BITCHES!AND DIE GEORGINA!
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