Hello Upper East Siders (J.K!), more like, Hello Valley People, because, last Friday, People's 100 Most Beautiful People Issue hit stands, and guess which of our favorite 7 people made it, that's right, Ed, Jessica, Taylor, Penn, Leighton, Chace, and Blake were all crowned as 7 of the most beautiful people on earth. This is probably good news for the cast of Gossip Girl as Entertainment Weekly has reported, that although it was attempted to be kept secret, no one can avoid the fact that there were one million less viewers on the 28th than on the first episode. But, the CW says they're ready to bring those numbers back up, especially with the arrival of Georgina, and whether or not the fact that (spoiler alert! skip next sentence if plot squemish!) she deflowered Chuck when he was only 12 will be a big plot thing. (skip this sentence too!) Also revealed by EW, is that Nate and Vanessa will show Georgina around Manhattan when they don't recognize her posing as a coffee shop barista, adding fuel to my hate flame, a picture on IMDB appeared where it looks like she's feeling up Dan with a whorish sexy pose. DOWN WITH GEORGINA! (spoilers over) Moving on, Kate Hudson snagged spot Numero 1 
with Angelina Jolie somewhere around 10 or 15, one year makes a big difference. Kate confesses that she actually hates makeup and wore her zit cream to school in her teenage years. Meanwhile, Jenn to the Love to the Hewitt posed without makeup and revealed that, without it, she looks eight,(freckle city!) and she admits to wearing makeup just so she doesn't feel like she's being babysat by her friends. Now, I'm about to get a little pissy, guess which two people were on the first page of most beautiful couples, ASHLEE SIMPSON AND PETE WENTZ! The little sleut and the man-whore were the #1 most beautiful couple, making me give a second thought to subscribing to People! The little bitch and her nose jobs! The bastard and his eyeliner! Finally, Amy Winehouse has stopped working on her songs for the next 007 movie, saying, "It'll take a miracle of science!". What f#$% does science have to do with it? Honestly, she's a bloody crack head! This after she was in a bar fight with a man she slapped and head butted, although she just could've used the hive, with all that hairspray I'm sure it's rock hard, plus he probably has lice now, stemming from a hive, get it? I'm out Bitches!
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