Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Hello Bitches! This Bitch is getting domesticated


Hello Upper West Coasters, Gossip Guy here reporting that the high deity of Hiltonism is getting domesticated. I've learned that Paris and Benji are not only a happy couple, but a make dinner together, stay in and watch a comedy, and cuddling, happy couple now. Good news for Paris who said that she plans to have kids some day during her Simple Life years. Personally, I hope they get married because maybe Paris would finally settle down, have a family, take acting lessons, and not show her Pikachu (cough,cough,slutt,cough). of course, one can only imagine what kind of housewife Nicole Richie is though.
Now, Holloywoodland is kind of quiet today for some reason, so, I'm gonna leave, besides, shitty report due tomorrow. (sigh) I hate you Nostradamus. I'm Out, Worship Me Bitches!
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My Odd Obsession with Death, Hollywood, and my need to take over the world that I can't shake

Why do I like to wander cemetaries? Why do I love Marilyn Monroe, James Dean, Gene Kelley, Princess Diana, Humphrey Bogart, Spencer Tracy, Katherine Hepburn, Aubrey Hepburn, and, suprisingly, Paris Hilton? Why can't I shake the yearning to take over the world and have the world population wait on me hand and foot, fanning me with enormous palm leaves, and buying me anything I desire. I don't know. Some people call me crazy, psychotic, pyro-maniacal, bi-polar, or insane, but its just me. Over time I'm going to reveal the method to my madness, but for today, all I'm going to reveal is this; My one true goal in life, if the world domination thing doesn't work out, is to be famous for nothing, and be treated like royalty. All I Want to be is, quoting one of the people I just talked about, Loved By You. Every single person alive. I want to be a house hold name. Just you watch, one day I'll be smiling from the center of the stage at Grauman's Chinese.